The Gravy Ladle

There's probably no one in the world who knows you more than your parents.

After all, they conceived you and have participated intimately in your growing up years. They've changed your stinky diapers, coaxed you out of your worst tantrums, nursed you back to health from your worst fevers, and watched you slip in and out of embarrassing adolescent phases.

There may be friends and partners who might grow to understand you well, but fathers and mothers have peculiar ways of finding out what you've got up your sleeve. And they don't have to confront you either.

Here's a rather amusing story I found on the Internet?

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate, Julie, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, John

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom

The lesson of the day: Don't Lie To Your Mother.

2 more weeks to hols.

JESUS!!

You set me

FREE!

jus 2 more weeks to freedom.

Thank God You paid it all.

Life without my ipod

For the second time, i've forgotten to take back my ipod from a friend because i was simply too lazy to carry it and my boardshorts had only one pocket. Anyway, I was living my life without my ipod for 5 days. My first day taking a train back home without my ipod was definitely boring and something i wasnt quite used to. Thats because i've always carried my ipod with me where ever i went to entertain me for the past 1 year and 2 months. It really became a part of me, like a daily neccessity. I would listen to it whenever i was alone. Anyway, the first thought which struck my mind was that train rides and bus rides home were gonna be boring, especially when there are no eye candies to look at. hahaha. No doubt my journeys home were boring, but i found myself fidgeting my finger nails and tempted to just bite it. Other things i did, stare into nowhere and let my thoughts wonder.

There's no doubt that i'd rather have my ipod with me where ever i go, but i've realised that i'll still reach my destination with or without it. I'll just be bored thats all. Its not a neccessity, but a luxury. Oh wells, what can i say? i'm just blessed to have an ipod. thank God i have it with me now. =D

1. Do you know where your dad is rightnow?
in his bedroom sleeping

2. Last time you hugged someone?
too long to remember.

3. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
nothing new.

4. What color is your watch?
silver

5. Do you like anyone?
no. love yes.

6. Are you close to your mom?
nope

7. Where do you work?
Cellar Door

8. What are you listening to right now?
Holly Wood Died by Yellowcard

9.what do you smell like?
me

10. What color are your pants?
black

11. Closest thing to your left?
a chair

12. What color is your bedroom flooring?
brown

13. Do you have a chair in your room?
yes

14. Time you were born?
3 plus in the morning? maybe 4?

15. Do you know anyone who is engaged?
nope

16. What's your favorite number?
57

17. Do you know someone named Lori?
nope

18. What color is your mom's hair?
black

19. Do you have a dog?
yes, my sis

20. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
sound of music, silent night, DISNEY SONGS

21. When was the last time you went swimming?
months ago.

22. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
a few mins ago.

23. Did you ever go to a camp as a child?
leadership camps from p3 to p5, soccer camps in sec 1 and 2, discovery camps from p4 to p6.

24. Do you play an instrument?
recorder in primary school. HAHA. Drumset aaaaand...learning how to play the guitar.

25. Do you like fire?
not really..reminds me of hell.

26. Are you allergic to anything?
people's BULLSHIT

27. When was the last time you cried?
the weeee hours of hari raya..thank God (not ALLAH) that rozanne woke up when i called at abt 4am(oz time) jus to console and comfort me. I'll nv forget that night. Thanks darling. (:

29. Have you ever been to a spa?
nope.

30. Did you take science all four years of high school?
yes. Five years. took bio, physics and chem.
i love bio lessons..both theory and practical. heh

31. Do you like butterflies?
yes, they are beautiful and need to be treated with care.

33. What is one thing you miss about your past?
my dad's volvo 850R. A classic...i'm gonna own that one day.

34. Have you ever seen the school counselor?
yes.

35. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
yea relieve-teacher in acs primary. teach the kids how to be nice towards girls. hahaha

36. What is one thing you've learned about life?
life is unfair.

37. Are you jealous of anyone?
yeah.

38. Is anyone jealous of you?
dont think so.

39. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
nope

40. What does your dad call you?
brendan

41. What does your mom call you?
brendan

42. What does you hair look like right now?
flat

43. Has a friend ever used you?
yes..many.

44. Has anyone recently told you that they like you?
like? no. Love? yes.

45. What have you eaten today?
chocs, prawn crackers, instant noodles....

46. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
i have a natural curl..very slight.

47. What is your favorite movie?
too many to name

48. Who was the last person you drove with?
I have yet to get my license. =(

49. What are you looking forward to?
end of my bloody projects and exams...and the december hols.

50. How are you today?
restless, empty on the inside, fucked up.

probably better off dumb

Sometimes I wish...


that the words i say comes out right


AT THE RIGHT TIME.


momentsruined

something worth watching for singaporeans

Omg...just imagine the ministers watching that video. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!




Singlish is still the "number 1." Hahahaha.

A month of Birthdays

Last weekend was quite a blast! I went down to SCC to help out at the SCC international Rugby 7's in the morning. I was basically supposed to control the crowd but when i got there, i was thinking to myself "what crowd?". Hahaha..yeah and the t-shirt i was wearing stated that i'm an ENFORCER. Sounds damn COOL and MACHO eh? hahahaha...well i didnt really do much. All i did was just make sure the players dont go on the field while there is a game in play and watch the games under the sun with free flow of heiniken beer! LOL. I started drinking at abt 10 am till abt 3 plus? Yes i was abit sleepy. Hahaha. It was great watching rugby and drinking though! The food was good too! Had hotdog with mash potato. However, i feel quite bad because i thought kuang could help out and in the end he couldnt because he didnt register. Sigh...i felt as though i played him out, made dinner for us. Salmon with mash potatoes. Good stuff. Not too lowhich wasnt my intention of course.

Anyway, i had to leave at abt 3 plus. I rushed home to change and then headed down to cellar door to purchase a bottle of rose sparkling wine and then cabbed down to sem's place. i was suppose to get there before sem to surprise her but...all thanks to traffic we arrived at the same time. Sooo...i kinda ruined the plan to surprise sem. However i wasnt the only one! Hahaha...becky was so smart by saying on the phone,to dont know who, in front of sem that we were on the way up when she told sem that the rest were gonna be late! Great. Anyway, Veena prepared dinner. We had Salmon with Mash and Espharagus for the main. Sides were chips and candies. Good stuff. After dinner, it was time to surprise sem. Our surprise for sem was a home made video! Sean really did a great job with the editing and effects. Yea..each one of us said stuffs like "what we like about sem?" and "what things remind us about sem?" I dont know wtf was wrong with me when i was doing my recording cos i suddenly thought of singing a lil bit in the video. Its was soooo bloody embarrassing when i watched the vid. Oh wells, i think my scene was the worse because i was really nervous. ahhh..sean really pulled it off WITHOUT SAYING A WORD in the video. wth. Hahahaha..i cant imagine watching that video again when we're 40. I think i'll just die from laughing. Hahaha.. After the surpirse bit, it was time for drinks! I got my dad to get Grey Goose Vodka at the DFS. Its really smooth, you dont get the kick till it goes down your throat and it doesnt really have that burning sensation if you drink it neat. We didnt drink much because Cinderella had to be home before 12. So...i still have 3/4 of vodka left. heh.

Pictures!






Me with the Birthday Girl.
I swear we were only getting ice!

The hunks

The babes

The S'ses :)


I had no school on monday because it was graduation day for the seniors. Aisah invited me and our classmates over to her place for a tea gathering. I reached at abt 4 plus, most of the people came early and left early except for jude, elliott, ritchie and jason. Company and food was great! Unfortunately, not many people turned up. She expected abt 40 people to come and her mum prepared so much food! But only less than 20 turned up. I didnt go to the gym as planned because i was so so full from eating. Hahaha. Instead, i rushed home to webcam with roz!

Oh my..its been ages since i last saw her. Webcam session with her was fun as usual. (: Although we webcammed, i still miss her so so much! I'm so looking foward to her coming back in december..on the last day of my exams. Perfect timing. Weeeeee!



Btw,yesterday..7th of Nov, was our 9th month. Wow..9 months. Nv thought we would make it this far. However, it wasnt really easy for both of us, but that kinda made our bond stronger...and i'm glad we really made it this far. omg...soon it'll be a year! Happy 9th month rozanne!! <3

I just came back from Wilson's/Ariel's 18th birthday dinner. Had steamboat for dinner at wilson's place..which was awesome. I had a great time with the brotherhood and a few of the sisters as well. Anyway.. Happy 18th Birthday Ariel and Wilson!!!!!!

Alright...i'm off to bed. *peace out!
chee bye bye bye...

Happy Birthday Lil Pesky Sister & Semirimis E PILAR!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY INSANE PESKY SIS WHO GOT "HIGH" ON EATING CHOC CAKES WHICH HAD A TINGE OF ALCOHOL.
LOL...Weirdo.

AND
SHEN RE KUAI LE TO SEMIRIMIS E. PI LAR!

More Updates with pictures coming up sooooooooon.